Forget a goal being disallowed for offside or because you've accidentally stroked the goalkeeper with a feather, what football really needs is disallowed goals because the goalscorer isn't drunk enough. That's exactly what you get with this drunk football from Norway.

Norwegian drunk football is pretty simple. It's your usual game of five-a-side but, before the match, players have to drink to the extent that their blood alcohol concentration is 1.0. That's some heavy boozing.

And it doesn't stop with pre-drinks. The players have to maintain that level or their goals are disallowed. Of course hilarity and terrible football ensues, as does one of football's greatest comebacks: