North Korea has made a state request to officials in
China pleading for them to stop referring to ‘glorious leader’ Kim
Jong-un as fat.
Ministers have reportedly asked their neighbours to refrain from
referring to the chunky Swiss cheese fan as Jin San Pang or ‘Kim
Fatty III’ in media or conversations.
Apparently ‘Kim Fatty III’ is a widely used nickname for Kim in
China along with Jin Pang Pang (Kim Fat Fatty) or Jin San Fei (Kim
Abundant III).
Now According to the Apple Daily in Hong Kong, terrified North
Korean government officials have called on their old comrades to
take action before heads roll.
They are terrified the tyrant will find out about the insult and
look for someone to blame.
In recent years, those that have fallen foul of the
double-chinned despot have found themselves at the wrong end of a
military firing range.
The bloated dictator is said to have piled on the pounds in
recent years bingeing on swiss cheese, whiskey and scallops.