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Lots of us watch porn. While for some, imagination is enough, many of us need some form of visual stimulation to get off.

And let’s face it, porn can be fun to watch – even though it’s often far from realistic (bleached buttholes and over-compensated moaning, we’re looking at you).

We’re quite lucky to be able to hop online and scour through literally millions of porn videos. There’s something for everyone.

But back in the old days, people weren’t so lucky – there wasn’t much variety and everything came in the form of VHS tapes and magazines.

Axar.az reports citing Metro news that, one woman recently wrote about an incredibly unfortunate experience with porn, back in the 90s. She told of how she had taken the day off school when she went through both her brother’s and parents’ rooms, in the search of porn. In her brother’s room, she found magazines. In her parents’, videos.

She took the videos and headed to her lounge, where she started playing them. After no luck with the first two, which didn’t work, she hit the jackpot with an amateur porno.

After turning it on, she realized it was a home video – filmed on a sofa, which she mentioned oddly looked like her family’s sofa at the time.

But she kept watching.

She wrote: ‘It was shot on a tripod and was quite far away, but I could make out a naked woman on the couch.

‘Then a man, who was clearly fiddling with the camera controls walked away from the camera, naked bum in all its glory, towards the woman.

‘It was kind of dark, so really just silhouettes, but they started kissing and it was ok. Not really hot, but ok.

‘Then the dude jumped on the woman and they started having stiff, missionary sex.

‘It was the least sensual porn I had seen, and although I didn’t have much to compare it with, I was pretty sure this was amateur.’

Despite it being pretty mundane porn, the woman apparently decided to masturbate anyway.

She continued: ‘It wasn’t glorious. It actually made me wonder whether sex was fun at all.

And then something awful happened. Horrendously awful. The man got up, his penis swinging around, and he was smiling. And then the woman realized. She said: ‘He looked familiar. Really familiar. He looks like my dad! Ha! How weird is that! Oh my god it is my dad. Oh my god…that’s… My mum.’

Yes, this teenager had masturbated to a video of her mum and dad having sex. Imagine the pain, the torture, nightmares, nausea…

Date
2019.01.29 / 14:18
Author
Isko Babazade
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